Last night we sat around sipping spiked eggnog, listening to Bing Crosby holiday records, and the discussion of Christmas gifts came up. After a short but serious conversation of getting each other some cool sports Fatheads
(you know, those giant decorations you stick on your wall), talk turned to trying to figure out the ones we absolutely, positively would never want. Well, we succeeded. Here are our Top 10 Sports Fatheads We DON'T Want for Christmas. 
REX RYAN (DRESSED AS BROTHER ROB)
JOHN DALY (SMOKIN' SWING)
(CLICK PHOTOS TO ENLARGE)
JERRY JONES (NOSE PICKER)
VINCE YOUNG (COMPLAINING/UPSET...AGAIN)
JOE FLACCO (JERSEY SHORE HAIRCUT)
JACK LAMBERT (BE AFRAID)
TIM TEBOW (FRIAR TUCK HAIRCUT)
TERRELL OWENS CRYING
WORLD CUP FANS (WITH VUVUZELA)
ALBERT HAYNESWORTH (RIDIN' THE PINE)
Are we missing one? Let us know and we'll do a follow-up post with YOUR suggestions.
