If you look up the definition of uptight white guys freaking out, this is what you'd see. This unintentionally hilarious video was captured during an MLB.com newscast as the recent earthquake shook their studio.
Their reactions include:
"What's shaking?" (Pensive look)
"Holy sh*t." (Slight startled reaction)
"Should we go somewhere?" (Unbuttons suit jacket)
"Dude, that's an earthquake."
(They all agree) "Yes, that's an earthquake."
(Lots of tie tugging)